What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are you happy with your life?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is having white skin really that attractive?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is spinach easy to grow?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What is your review of working in EY?